May 2010
43 posts
April 2010
39 posts
You know when your boyfriend hangs up on you ‘cos you won’t stop singing Macho Man? That’s me right now.
Quick rundown
You:
Fail out of community colleges
Spend all your time on a computer doing absolutely nothing
Like ugly, stupid guys with no future
Like terrible music
Pretend to know about authors, or any other intellectual pursuit. However, in reality you know nothing.
He:
Makes good grades at a real school
Spends all his time studying, or you know, being productive.
Likes smart, pretty girls...